the Novakz

So this morning as I was about to step out of my home, I realized that there was either

1. a bat

2. the words biggest Moth ever

3. a Pterodactyl

on the beam on the over hang leaving my house. My first thought was that a prehistoric beast had managed it’s way back into existence. Perhaps some primordial mixture of dryer vent lint, stagnant sprinkler water and pollen had married with some slightly buried Dino DNA in the soil out front. Certainly at the very least this beast had been irradiated by a local Camp Pendleton weapons experiment gone awry.

After gathering my bravery I decided I would inspect it further and thus determined it was indeed the worlds largest Moth. I took several pictures before I realized that you simply wouldn’t get the scale without a human in the frame. I asked Phia to stand beneath it but her response is something I would never repeat out of respect for our readers. Suffice it to say, she said “no”.

I knew I needed to do something so I handed her the camera and gathered my nerve to face the vile beast. As you can see I was only able, limited by my own fear, to get so close. Indeed the imposing creature, capable of flight might have been spooked at any moment. At which time I would have of course run screaming into the street. So for your consideration I present to you the worlds biggest Moth in all it’s disgusting glory. I can only hope that the Cloverfield monster has left by the time I get home.